Like my sex post, I assume you want to have sex with me.

rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

(via ruinedchildhood)

snapchatting:

mary had a little bitch

little bitch, little bitch.

(via blisteringheights)